Random and Disorganized

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

Never give up without a fight

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

"Im telling you Diego theres No Way the victim could've been killed without motive theres so much evidence!!" "Oh yeah mister commission master knows how to kill with motive" "THATS BECAUSE I HAVE?! AND YOU'RE NEXT."

yeah, you caught him </3

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

ill clean it up later and post it on its own lmao.

the red herring