12 Days of Squidmas

we...we had...shockingly similar experiences?? like, almost down to a tee, jesus christ....

wait wut? :O

pre covid year, i had someone hitting on me who i didnt know. like, never spoke before aside from one convo about warriors. i had my quarantine year and by the time we met again in late 2021ish things had changed and we were both of the same gender presentation. we had mutual friend groups and kinda bonded over that, and now were close friends and were even creating an original story together with our friend group (he too is a massive rat, or rather...cepholapod....)

that’s literally exactly what happened to me but I just indoctrinated him into my astronomy club instead of writing short stories(the astronomy club btw, it’s called the star cult) anyway yeah, holy crap our pre lockdown time was literally the same :0 that is actually mind boggling to me

me seeing this post and thinking to myself “now would be a good time to disappear from the face of the earth”

if we stop to consquider the possibiliseas, the shoalution might be shrimpler than we thought

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but let’s first consquider the facts of the case

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

the fish already have normal guilt. can either give em a pope or stained glass to make it catholic guilt. stained glass is cooler

idk man i think a fish pope would be sick asf

guys it was plot relevant trust

To clarify for my new followers, my own political philosophy is techno-dystopian utilitarian monarchism, i.e. using invasive mass surveillance to identify an ideal ruler and forcing that person to be king against their will.

“What’s your IP address? We’re looking for the chosen one”

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@five-nights-at-squids

This accurately sums up our relationship

im actually SOBBING this is so funny

joe biden is a storm god

somebody do a shitty jpeg edit of joe biden as a storm god ill love you forever

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Holy shit it’s the Biden Blast

im trying to describe what finding a very active small fandom is like and all i can come up with was "its like turning over a log and then theres a bunch of bugs under there and then the bugs kidnap you and turn you into a bug"

It’s like kicking a little mound and being swarmed by termites

this website is too fucking easy you make a post about transgender gay sex or the skull and people black out and hit reblog

“BRO THEY DISCOVERED THE MEANING OF LIFE I THOUGHT IT WOULD TAKE THEM 50000 YEARS TO DO THAT” - science jesus

I like how you managed to not make Vaporeon weird

Reblog to give the person you reblogged it from the energy to do one (1) chore or maybe many

*crying and shaking* please reblog from me, please i beg of you

I already fear reblogging this but HERE WE GO

You get energy

“You can do a cross-over of anything. Even 2 men in completely separate universes”-Science Jesus

squid they are literally from the same movie

wait is the waiter matpat??? I’m dumb

“You can do a cross-over of anything. Even 2 men in completely separate universes”-Science Jesus

Ohio W

how did this happen???????