murray you wouldn't swear at us

me after making horrible posts all day: who wants me 😏

i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle

Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

people write sports rpf because ultimately sports are heartbreaking. it does not care for the narratives it itself has set up. and one writes rpf because they try to say that, well, there was love. love will always be there. maybe the team failed, and maybe they’ll never see each other again but there was love in the meantime

So glad I get to experience homosexual desire. One life and thank god I'm not straight

heated rivalry show you will always be famous. budget so low the sex was explicit and the hockey was implied

You have to use your phone when you have a really bad headache