JACOB BEN ISRAEL

You seriously dig up all the information you can find on us and just store it in a spreadsheet? Why? Also, ever heard of getting a hobby that doesn't involve stalking your peers? Send me that link though, I need to figure out what you found about me so I can get it removed from the internet. Were you paying for fake bot followers? That's so presh, wow. Three white dudes and Stacey could be a better group name than VA. I like it!

Yes, because I gotta know the info! Like I said, it's all stuff that's already public. I don't have, like, girls' bra sizes or info on who's hooked up. Like, scrapbooking? No way. Here you go, bloop. That's all I have on you. Or is? You'll never know.... Are you saying there's stuff to find out? Did you steal other pets? Get rid of evidence that could incriminate your dad? Prosecutorial misconduct? What ever that is. You can pay for followers? Okay, but you gotta put 'Stacey' before the three white dudes.

So about this spreadsheet of yours — what information about me do you have on it, and can I see it? I didn't know you were doing the glee club thing. That's good. You guys are slacking on members though, right? Hopefully you can recruit some new talent soon. I'll look into it and see if I can still make this clothes shop thing work.

I have any & all relevant, and publicly accessible, information I could find. Sure, I'll send you a link to it, but don't tell anyone!! I am now. Big time slacking. They lost so many members, it was like the IG bot-purge of 2022 where I lost like 1/3 of my followers. Now, we're just three white dudes and Stacey.

That’s an interesting theory. Confusing, but interesting. It still doesn’t sound true to me though. Sorry, lad.

Was it really that many people? I only really knew of…one person..? Rizz? What is that? So people would come for the accent and stay for the sex. Is that what you’re saying, lad? And if you wanted to sleep with me, all you had to do was say so, and not hide behind the orgy of it all.

Okay, but I'm going to continue believing this theory. It's all old tea anyway. So, what's your favorite boba drink?

Yup. I know what I saw. They probably didn't say anything because they're taken and/or they want you to make the first move. Rizz is short for charisma, but like a little more. With sex appeal and BDE. I'm saying no one is coming to the pool-house if I invite them. But you, you've got the accent, a little mystery, and the whole pirate thing. Okay, Rorbert. I see you. Is this how the guys flirt in Ireland?

...Yep.

A twink is based on a twinkie. Small, slender and full of cream. You know, just a certain time of cream.

I feel like I already knew the answer, but I didn't wanna believe it. So, what are you considered?

Eh. That pretty much sounds fake with who you just listed. If they’re all denying it, then I think they’re more than likely telling the truth. Are you saying you want to be in an orgy with me?

Okay, but I have a theory. Frannie doesn't know she was part of the square. But Sam had feelings for her and Mercedes. And Cody had feelings for Sam and Mercedes. And Mercedes had feelings for Frannie and Cody. And only Frannie had feelings for Sam. Oh, it's all adding up now.

Oh, yeah definitely! I haven't forgotten all the people you got all flustered during the blackout. We need that kind rizz to bring in more hotties.

Whoa. That’s a lot of information, lad. Love square? Who are you talking about? I’m still a bit lost. I mean, maybe the orgy did happen. I guess we’ll never know until someone comes forward that was there and says that it happened, yeah?

The love square was with Frannie, Cody, Mercedes, and Sam. It was in the muckraker. Also, that was an alleged love square. Yeah, so far everyone is denying the orgy and the love square. WHICH IS WHAT I WOULD EXPECT FROM THEATER KIDS. Don't worry, if I start one at the next cast party, I'll let you know!

Whoa. That’s a lot of information, lad. Love square? Who are you talking about? I’m still a bit lost. I mean, maybe the orgy did happen. I guess we’ll never know until someone comes forward that was there and says that it happened, yeah?

How old are you? Oh, it's fun. Basically, everything is glow in the dark (because of the black lights), and you have to wear colors that glow under the black lights, or wear face and body paint. Rave music and lots of dancing.

Hi Jacob! Thank you I think? for your kind message. I'm glad to be back online! How are you doing?

So… you don’t like me like that!?!? But I gave you everything. I was half a virgin when I met you. Can you read the back of the shirt, then you'll understand.

She quit? Wait, orgy? I’m completely lost and completely curious now.

Yes, right after the lockdown. It was a big deal. There’s talks of an orgy that supposedly didn’t happened in the pool-house shower during last year’s spring musical cast party. Not to be confused with the love square she was in last month. Love square being a love triangle with four people, and not a sex position, like one might initially think. Anyway, I'm not convinced the orgy didn't happen. Theater kids know how to get down.

It's a boy pussy. Jacob. You know. No doubt it started as some sort dirty talk thing before it turned into some just casual slang.

Please don’t tell me twink is suppose to be a joke about the filling.