Oof... Embarrassing

I have to listen to bad music sometimes because otherwise the good music would lose its power. Not everyone agrees with my philosophy

can't believe i have to be the bigger person when bridges are so flammable

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

man having your life even a little bit together will really make you realize how chronically sleep-deprived and poorly fed and under-enriched everyone is and then when they turn to you to implicitly agree that that's just the natural state of existing you feel like the asshole for being like "actually I think you might benefit from eating breakfast regularly and picking up a new hobby"

Remember when I was going crazy 5 minutes ago [chuckle of fond remembrance] amazing how time changes people

4 years later and I'm here to say my girlfriend (now fiancee) knocked me up a couple years ago and I did have the thing

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

yeah i'll be your dog but this is a professional relationship first and foremost. I mean we can have sex too but

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

If you’re so cool then why can’t I stand you

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?