margo

very skilled at having a headache

thinkin about that one guy who ran into Artemis out in the forest and she just turn him into a girl so she could join the hunt

transition speedrun strategy

Forcefemme has been around since Ancient Greece.

@jantesika

4. you become a deer for some reason and then you die!

Th oceangate submersible should've happened in like 1980 so that mythbusters would test it out with pig carcasses

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

none of you believe the things you're saying about dirt

Gonna pull you around by your belt loop like a leash

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

Currently soft launching my disappearance