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Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl. There are only fake geek boys. Science fiction was invented by a woman.

Specifically a teenage girl. You know, someone who would be a part of the demographic that some of these boys are violently rejecting.

Isaac Asimov.

yo mary shelley wrote frankenstein in 1818 and isaac asimov was born in 1920 so you kinda get my point

And if you want to go back even further, the first named, identified author in history was Enheduanna of Akkad, a Sumerian high priestess.

Even Isaac Asimov ain’t having none of your shit, not even posthumously.

You know what else was invented by women? Masked vigilantes, the precursor to the modern superhero. Baroness Emma Orczy wrote The Scarlet Pimpernel in 1905. The character would later inspire better known masked vigilantes such as Zorro and Batman.

Stick that in your international pipe and smoke it

I have literally been telling people this for over a year.

the first extended prose piece - ie a novel, was not, as many male scholars will shout, Don Quixote (1605) but The Tale of Genji (1008) written by a woman

The first autobiography ever written in English is also attributed to a woman, The Book of Margery Kempe (1430s).

The day may come when I find this post and do not reblog it, but it is not this day.

as a kid i never understood why they didn’t like him

As an adult I still don’t understand..

psst it’s a brothel and he’s poor 

OH MY GOD WH-  WHAT

I’ve been staring at this for 5 minutes

That’s what it looks like. That’s really what it looks like

Being out in the ocean is actually so scary because when you look really far out you can kind of see how the Earth is rounded out. It looks like a few miles ahead you’re just gonna fall off or something. Also fun trick: if ur on mobile, double tap zoom in and slide the picture side to side. It looks like you’re actually there looking left to right

DO THAT DO IT RIGHT NOW

well its still flaky but now i smell like lavender so. ya win some ya lose some

did you try lotion

yea you fucking idiot didnt you read. didnt you read what i just said.

You think you’re so smart because you’re “literate” and “have flaky titties.” Well guess what mothrefucker. I pissed for 1 minute 32 seconds straight this morning at 7:12 am. And my titys are moist as hell.

did you piss on your nipple

n-no

I’m not kidding when I say this is top 5 of one of my favorite things ever committed to film

it’s legit

AAAAAAAAAH

i love when people make the world a better place in the pettiest ways possible.

it’s legit

AAAAAAAAAH

i love when people make the world a better place in the pettiest ways possible.