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A list of things I need to hear Hux say in his accent, with thanks to others for their contributions in tags:
Audacity
Beg me for your life
Comport yourself (@steepleowl)
Damn it all
Don't be absurd
Eviscerate
Farcical
Fuck/Fuck off/Get fucked
Ghastly
Impertinence
Insolence
Nonsense
Patricide
Preposterous
Shenanigans
Take your hands off me
This could have been an email
Unbecoming
Undignified (@ominoose)
Vexing
Viscera
Vivisection
And, of course, bitch
Adding the following, very self-indulgently:
Arkanis
Butcher
(scoffing) Certainly not.
Commandant
Do keep up.
(with vitriol) Father
Inadvisable
Karking Sith hells, Ren.
Magnanimous
Princeling
Prudent
Republican frivolity
Skulduggery
Suffice
(about Porgs, unconvincingly) Wretched little things.
i need 2 sleep but millicent,
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how do you feel about millicent the cat
she is the best

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Things That Are Definitely Memes In The First Order
sleep deprived general hux. how much caf he drinks, "i once saw general hux order a large caf with 20 shots of espresso," his crew taking bets on how long it'll take him to collapse, etc.
Literally everything about kylo ren. ESPECIALLY making fun of him for being edgy/emo.
Whatever The Fuck Goes On On The Finalizer
And the finalizer crew's version, Whatever The Fuck Goes On On The Supremacy
captain peavey reaction gifs
since the FO seems to be 50% old imperial vets and 50% people under 40 who were born and raised in the order, boomers vs. milennials memes are HUGE there except since it's the first century ABY and not the twenty-first century AD/CE they're not called milennials (boomers may still be called boomers though 🤔)
Like. "Ok Boomer" would do NUMBERS in the first order
imitating general hux. everyone has drunkenly screeched "ALL REMAINING SYSTEMS WILL BOW TO THE FIRST ORDAH!!!!" at least once.
jokingly threatening to have people assassinated. like how on tumblr shitposts people will say ominous weirdly specific stuff like "i will steal ur kneecaps op". like that.
General Hux Discourse
captain phasma materializing out of fuckass nowhere to Reprimand people
supreme leader snoke weed everyday
supreme leader snoke is a cryptid. does he exist? did general hux make him up to make himself seem like less of a dictator? did kylo ren make him up to make himself seem like more of a sith? "here's a blurry picture of a hologram of his face on the bridge of the finalizer, he's totally real u guys"
kylo ren is also a cryptid
parodies of Official State Music TM with Considerably Less Professional lyrics. the national anthem but it's about blowing shit up. general hux's march but it's all about how That Fucker Never Sleeps. etc.
after kylo becomes supreme leader he makes kylo ren memes illegal. memes about this immediately ensue. "tfw supreme leader ren makes this meme illegal so i can't post it lmao"
I have been laughing so hard at these, my god.
I'd like to add a few more (about Phasma), if you don't mind:
Captain Phasma being a cryptid
Captain Phasma being a brick wall
Chuck Norris-style jokes but centered on Phasma. "They named a street on Arkanis after Phasma, but they had to change the name because no one crosses Phasma and lives." "A Rebel with venom bit Phasma once. After a week of agony, the Rebel died." shit like that
memes about why Phasma Never Takes Off Her Armor (it's fused to her skin, she's secretly a robot, she's trying to outcompete Kylo Ren for becoming The Next Vader)
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“And at one point, he became
The deity of destruction,
Before death took his mantle back.”
Pryde: Thank you for calling the Final Order request line. And you are live.
Hux, in the same room: Yo I think the Final Order fuckin SUCKS

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Hey, what are some of your favourite Hux headcanons/facts? ☺️
Ooooh this is such a hard one!! I absolutely love literally anything related to Millicent, because the thought of Armitage slowly learning how to be gentle and caring but still being slightly obsessive and uptight about it all (that cat is brushed to perfection every night and fed at exactly the same time every day I am sure) is just my favourite little thing. (I also read a fic once that suggested Millicent's name was inspired by Armitage's mother and ahhhhhhhhh) Also the fact that Hux was born just after the 2nd Death Star was destroyed, which means he only ever read about it or saw holos of it. I love this idea of a young Armitage hearing about it and being slightly obsessive learning all about it, and then when he got older reading up on Tarkin and wanting to be better than Tarkin ever was. I am also absolutely sure that Hux would have had a collection of Imperial-era military books and manuals which he would read at night and scoff at because he could do so much better (and he absolutely could I love him).
I genuinely believe that the new SW trilogy wouldn’t have flopped out into irrelevance like it did if they hadn’t dumped Finn on the side of the freeway like a new pet rabbit the week after easter
Anyway in my heart Finn became a Jedi alongside Rey and inspired a Stormtrooper insurrection and Kyle Ron went back to his mom like he should have day fucking one and that angry redhead dude blew up with the star destroyer and Poe got to make it happen and at the end Rey doesn’t give a shit who her bitch ass non-palpatine parents might have been because she gets her new family like she needed and palpatine stays dead at the bottom of his musty hole like he should have and Finn and Poe give each other approximately 130% the amount of lingering meaningful looks and then one of their run-together-to-reunite moments results in a heat-of-the-moment make out like it should have and Luke and Leia meet in person a minimum of once so she can sibling slap him at least once for being a useless dramatic old hermit for a billion years and tell him to get the Chanel boots back on and stop being a sad hobo and then for no reason at all there is an ewok style moon of Endor forest party at the end like God intended
I need a turbo-Nerd to tell me why they dumped Finn like hot garbage.
"Racism"
the star wars brainrot had overtaken me
(also a lil’ extra veers for the soul:)

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found an old sketchbook with doodles in it from right after i watched rise of skywalker when it came out. i think they still perfectly sum up my thoughts on the movie lol
millicent: check cigarette: check exasperated at your bf: check ∞