Ashes shitposts(?)

This was wild because I forgot your high schoolers are called seniors and I thought you were talking about old folks

“it was their second to last day”

GUYS I GOT A 68/100 ON MY PHYSICS TEST (for Americans: 68% = Grade 6 = high pass)

seeing the mature content warning on a post just means i get to play the game of is this actually mature or is this just a woman

This blog is pro tits and anti Nazi

my aunt is watching some generic daytime tv talkshow and the hosts are very cheerfully going "yknow this AI thing isnt actually as cool as i thought it was- i keep noticing the google overview getting facts wrong! isnt that weird?" and its very funny watching regular middle aged people finally catch on. we did it lads it took long enough.

i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually.

Health classes really ought to teach people what the beginning stages of addiction are like because a lot of people don’t realize they’re addicted to something until they’re years deep into it.

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

do you have any idea how refreshing it is to see a correction/suggestion to this post that actually understands the assignment