20s!

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

I looove having 0 children and sleeping alone in my quiet clean cool apartment and going to concerts and festivals and shopping for new cute clothes and watching TV

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder

(with the intention of ordering grapes from the lemonade stand) hey

im on a "eat food" diet. i eat a food i eat it

what's a little sadomasochism between friends

blue raspberry is fucked up cause it doesn't make sense but then u taste it and it Does taste like if a raspberry was blue

Alright that’s enough from male filmmakers

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

just blocked someone for not liking purple. do not fuck with me

Vodka & benadryl got me feeling like a oyster