Fire Garden

i'm close ☹️

she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]

The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .

There are people who have kinks involving glasses and there are people who have kinks involving compression stockings, so by the Rule of Three there must be someone out there who gets hard for RSI wrist braces to complete the "aroused by assistive devices popularly associated with nerds" trifecta.

they carpal on my tunnel til i acute burning sensation

Person whose biggest fantasy is getting a handjob from someone who has a special wrist brace specifically for jerking cock because you need a different kind of support to wank someone off than you do for data entry.

You can tell which people in the notes definitely don't have this particular kink because they're the dipsticks who are like "well, wrist braces are basically just gloves, right? There's lots of people with a glove kink."

Those people definitely don't have a glove kink of their own, either. smh

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