Slime Territory

one of humanity’s oldest hobbies is underestimating how dangerous holes are

The moral of Death Note is that cops raise evil children

It’s not fucking chuunibyou I actually have fucking powers

you cannot be having fuckin meyers briggs types in your bio little trans girl what are we doing here

meyers briggs and all other suchlike bullshit all exists on a continuum somewhere between astrology (categorizing people according to an arbitrary and rigid system founded in baseless superstition, confirmation biases, & existing prejudices) and IQ (straight-up motherfucking eugenics masquerading as objective scientific testing & classification). buying into this shit doesn't just make you look stupid, unthinking, and credulous, it shows that you so cannot smell out a system of thinking that openly runs directly counter to the political interests of transfems that you're standing there with one in your mouth like a dog that found something dead. it is a giant blinking light that says "i don't understand how politics touches the real, i don't know how to think analytically, and for all you know i probably think these are immutable personality traits." get a clue

Wednesday the 15th. What an excellent day. Middle of the week, middle of the month. Truly, we are in the middle of things.

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep's soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that's gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.

What

Same for me, I get a new soul with every haircut. That's why my personality changes so much.

Tumblr citizenship means being completely unsure if the person posting about sheep souls is being 100% serious or is just taking the piss.

THEY TAKE THEIR PISS TOO?!?!?

Yup, stockpiling it in giant buckets to pour on the poor

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download killing upload pain. instant thousand deaths to brain. motherboard on murder spree. blood computer victory.

Im craving... $000,000

Check your Venmo :)🤭

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