I imagine that Tim and Danny would be bisexual messes together
Danny, talking about Dash: so he was a jerk but also soooo fucking hot
Tim: ooooh tell me about it 0-0
Danny: we actually hooked up once. Made him question his sexuality and then ghosted him. Revenge, bitch
Tim, talking about his past relationships: they all thought my dad was weird. Which, he is, but maybe don’t tell me that on my first date with them when he shows up to interrogate them. B just shows his care like that 🙄
Danny, completely enraptured by Tim and ignoring Bruce who’s clearly spying on their first date: oh yeah totally. i did that with both of my sisters, you know?
Tim: FINALLY! someone gets that stalking is completely healthy and a valid way of caring for people!
Danny during a gala: Omg Tim, Tim! Look at thar girl with the black dress? the couture one with the suit jacket built in to the silhouette?
Tim: oh. my. god. she looks FABULOUS.
Danny: I KNOW!!























