Dragons are good bois

ten year old Tim Drake who already knew who Batman and Robin were, finding out he now has a secret tunnel in his garden connecting his house to their lair, and he’s just like ‘fuck yeah that’s cool.’ and starts exploring.

thirteen year old Jason Todd bored and fucking around alone in the batcave system when he comes across a fucking ten year old who knows his identity, clearly idolises the hell out of him, and is just kinda wandering around the cave system alone and completely chill about it. they see a super dangerous spider and Tim just starts info-dumping on the species. when asked if he has a curfew to go back home by he goes ‘uh, July i guess? that’s when mom and dad get back.’ it is early February.

thirteen year old Jason Todd who takes a minute and then goes ‘ok this is funny as fuck i promise i won’t snitch to Bruce.’

Jason Todd and Tim Drake being secret cave buddies. Jason Todd and Tim Drake hanging out in the tunnels and making fun of Batman and Nightwing from the shadows. Tim Drake who has to buy a whole new set of night-vision camera lenses for his new photo album that’s just photos and selfies of him and his new best friend Robin fucking around in the underground pitch-dark.

Jason Todd who dies, gets revived, is told by Talia that Tim Drake has ‘replaced him’ unknowing they’re already friends, and Jason who all he can think of is that time they played hide and seek in the cave system and Tim clung to the fucking ceiling via a stalactite for 45 minutes straight. Jason Todd who just looks at Talia and goes ‘yeah sounds about right for him.’

Jason Todd being told he has to deliver Damian to Bruce and he decides ‘absolutely the fuck not’ to the idea of even touching the front door. they have a Ring camera he is not getting caught on that bullshit.

Jason Todd who just goes to Drake Manor and uses Tim’s old entrance to get into the tunnels, his home away from home, dragging Damian along, until he gets to a spot where he can secretly signal into the batcave for Tim to sneak the fuck away.

fifteen year old Tim Drake who gets called into the tunnels to find the Red Hood, unmasked as Jason, presenting to him a random child which he declares to be the son of Batman.

fifteen year old Tim Drake who comes full circle and says ‘ok this is funny as fuck i promise i won’t snitch to Bruce.’

the cave boys are reunited. a third is added to the club. a new photo album is filled. when Tim brings Damian up through the tunnels into the cave he looks Bruce dead in the eyes and says fully straight-faced ‘this is your cave son. i found him wandering, he was born from the shadows of the bat.’

eleven year old Damian Al Ghul-Wayne who’s spent the past three and a half years under Jason Todd’s influence and sombrely declares ‘the cave birthed me for you, father. i am darkness. i am your child.’

first completed Lily design!

Tim had heard parents joke that one day their kids would have children just like them and finally understand what they'd put their parents through. Bruce had never said that to him, but Tim wondered if he'd thought about it, and if that was the reason why Tim was in this situation.

Danny was a fourteen-year-old Tim had been keeping an eye on. The kid lived in the apartment complex right next to Tim's penthouse, and according to his paperwork, his guardian was one Vladimir Masters, a family friend who had taken him in after his parents died.

He is literally a blob, maybe one developing eye or maybe he is blind and has a little antenna. When he grows into a more mature eldritch being it will either fall off when his third eye develops or continue growing to eventually be used as a lure like an angler fish.

Due to cosmic shenanigans Constantine is watching over Danny during the equivalent of tummy time for the baby eldritch. The Flash being like he's so ugly, where can I get one? He keeps poking an annoyed Danny who decides he's had enough and inhales like Kirby and their speedster is gone.

Constantine: this is why you don't poke baby eldritch monsters, let alone one that's annoyed by you Speedsters who knows better than to mess with time.

Baby blob Danny: *drooling*

Constantine: don't worry, he's not eating him he's just using him as a teething toy. Once we burp him he'll throw the speedster right up and everything else he ate to chew on.

Jon: I will do everything in my power to help you.

Damian: Do not be so quick to offer, this may be the toughest assignment yet

Colin: It doesn't matter how dangerous or difficult this is. You need help. I'm in.

Damian: Thank you. What about you two? I know you're not really trained.

Matt: Oh im definitely going to help a friend! And don't worry about me. Terry taught me the good old one-two! I can definitely handle a fight.

Maps: I can also help! You'll need a master navigator in these parts.

Damian: Very well. Then we are all doing this. Prepare yourselves mentally. We're going in.

Danny smiling at the group of kids: Welcome to Danny's Edible Sculptures. How can I help you?

Damian: I wish to acquire an animal made of sugar glass.

Danny: Sure. What kind of animal would you like?

Damian, with only his eyes visible across the counter: I would like a cow.

Jon: I want a dog, a Great Dane if you can.

Colin: Can I please have a cat?

Matt: Can you make magical creatures? 'Cause I want a dragon-and-bat hybrid! I have a reference picture.

Maps: I'll have a turkey. A pretty one.

Danny: You got it. I'll start working on them right away.

Damian: I heard you only allow one per person. Is that correct?

Danny: Only one sculpture a day. Most people want multiple pieces, and it takes time to make each one, so I limit them.

Damian: I see.....Do you have the same rule for family members?

Danny: Ha! No for them I make many and often. They have special privileges you see.

Damian: I thought so. *snaps fingers* Team! Present profiles!

Jon/Colin/Matt/Maps holding up dating profiles of Dick, Jason, Cass, Tim, Steph, and Duke: Yes sir!

Danny: Umm?

Damian is standing on his tiptoes so his chin can go over the counter: These are my siblings. Pick one. I would be honored to have a candy maker with your skill level in my family.

Danny: Oh, that's cute and all, but I'm not really-

Maps: Before you make a decision, please listen to each of our presentations on our respective candidates. I think you'll find yourself quite intrigued

Matt: Plus, ever since one of them is rich, like buy-me-an-island, rich.

Danny: I-

Colin: They're kind and protective too. You'll never be afraid within thier arms!

Jon: They're the perfect match for any young bachelor such as yourself! Just pick any that grabs your attention, and you're on your way to marriage!

Damian: Join us