Certified Knife Gay™

farting nonbinarily in the grocery store single serve bathroom stall

slow burn where they're already having sex. such a beautiful combination i cannot put it into words

Reblog to save a life... and someone's sanity

Criticism should be an act of mutual respect, love, and genuine belief. If you want socialism / anarchism / leftism to improve and become stronger, you must critically engage with it in full.

Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier

no

Call this guy the Mark Denier

no

Call this guy the Mark Replier

They should liven up sports by giving every team a signature perk based on their mascot. The dallas cowboys can use a lasso once per game, miami dolphins have sonar in their helmets, california banana slugs are covered in vaseline etc

ohhhhj the mischevious smiler....

the United States government, which absolutely does not have a history of shooting, bombing, drugging and poisoning its citizens and definitely reflects the will of the people-

“you voted for this” wait until you hear about gerrymandering and all the forms of voter suppression the state and federal government has tried

What if silence is in fact a sound, but because its a universal sound we just adapted to it and dont notice it anymore

I had a job at a place that tested cellphones and we had a sound dampening room and I hated it because you can hear your organs and your guts moving and it's the worst the worst.

whoever's idea it was to have womens t-shirts have those tiny sleeves that go way up into the armpits must have done that maliciously

do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.