very tired!

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

obviously trans people have existed for a very long time across the globe in many contexts, and engaging with this history is central to demystifying and denaturalising cis-heterosexuality, but I also hate that we’re forced to point to history to justify our existence today. Even if we all sprung into being ten years ago that wouldn’t make us any less legitimate as people. This obsession with requiring trans people prove our own social ancestry to justify contemporary struggle is so stupid and cringe. as if history is this ultimate authority, that it is self-justifying. Maybe I am a fully modern subject without any historical precedent! Maybe Frankenstein’s monster is a wholly unique output of modernity! Isn’t that also worth celebrating? Smallpox is one of the deadliest diseases in human history and it was only eradicated 45 years ago. Does living on a planet without smallpox deprive us of this ancient connection to human history now ? Sputnik had no precedent and that was awesome. who gives a shit

if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally

WHAT

Pusheen is married?!?

PUSHEEN HAS BABIES?!?!?

Queen Of Keeping Personal And Professional Lives Seperate

SINCE WHEN IS PUSHEEN A GIRL

everyone say happy birthday pusheen

I love how they went for the four classical elements but realized they can’t call a sweet flavored beverage Water

my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

Like to charge, reblog to cast

please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

"a viscous murder" yeah i don't want to know what that could look like

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

the world is running out of glassblowers and yet you want to become a fucking doctor

One of the most jarring moments of my university education was in a physics class when I was given a device that measures gravity and was told “this cost the university sixteen thousand dollars, but the only glass blower in the world who could make the glass springs inside it died so it’s literally irreplaceable. If you drop it those springs will shatter. Go fuck around with it for a day and take some measurements”

Since watering means giving something water but milking means extracting milk from something that must means that water's default is to give but milk's default is to take. So water must be inherently kind while milk is cruel

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

i know about external disc drives. i want it built into my computer. i want to be able to put a dvd directly into my computer and watch it

wine drunkkk. lords and ladies I don’t think it counts against my vow of chastity if I fuck my squire like it’s not even a big deal

You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended