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*crosses the street to avoid you*
"IT FUCKING SUCKS" I yell at you across the street
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Walks around with a t-shirt that says "ASK ME ABOUT MY OPINION ON THE D&D ALIGNMENT GRID"
*crosses the street to avoid you*
"IT FUCKING SUCKS" I yell at you across the street

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KNUCKLES TOY THURSDAY!!!!
It’s not FUCKING THURDSDAY
It’s FRIDDAY
KNUCKLES TOY THURSDAY FRIDAY
me, to the kids i worked with last week: welcome to medieval camp everyone! can anyone think of any fun medieval activities we might do here at camp this week?
kid: well, they used to do this thing where they would take your body and make it into four pieces and i think it was called quartering.
me: that’s called torture! we will not in fact be participating in torture this week! …anyone else?
GUESS WHO CAME BACK TO CAMP THIS YEAR
Today at work a girl at my register was heatedly explaining to her mother that wearing a dinosaur costume to her school’s decades day was, in fact, perfectly acceptable because her teachers did not specify any particular decades.
the kids are alright

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the woman who dated 40+ guys, got them to buy her iphones, and then sold them to buy a house
the woman who traded one singular rick and morty sauce for a car
don’t forget the woman who charged a bunch of dudes money to attend an orgy but never promised any women would be there so they all just showed up to find nothing but men
The girl on Tinder whose profile said “send me $5 and see what happens” and after they sent her money she blocked them
the girl who pretended to be a republican and got old white conservatives to fund her tuition
The girl who auctioned off her virginity, a fake concept men invented, to a man, for 90 thousand pounds
the girl who paid for tinder plus to change her location and match with people and then make sure they were voting in the midterms
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I AM SCREAMING 😂🤣😂💀💀😂🤣💀😂
#the gayest scene to ever gay
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That’s right folks. Unnatural hair colors means women are crazy.
Unless, just hear me out on this… it could be that some women like pretty hair colors.
Or they trying to avoid these type of idiots.
Go women with unnatural hair.
As I saw pointed out in a tweet in response to this weak analogy: In nature, these things occur as a defence from predators.
We dye our hair wild colors so assholes like this stay far away from us lmao.
TOXIC T H O T T E R Y
He sounds like someone from the 1800s what the actual fuck
Unnatural hair colours impress a lot of other women (especially queer ones), entrance small children, and put off men like this. Win/win/win
This is actually the reason I give when asked why my hair is bright pink. It’s a threat display.
Stay away young kings

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People will tell you that emotional abuse isn’t real and what you’re dealing with isn’t that big a deal and you’re just exaggerating, but let me tell you something.
If you’ve ever been wary of everyone you know, even people you trust, because you’re expecting them to get angry with you over literally anything, make fun of you, or start making threats, something’s wrong.
If you’ve ever had to plan things in anticipation of a potential tantrum that you fear will be taken out on you, something’s wrong.
If you succumb to someone’s demands because you’re never sure if their threats are empty or legit and you just want to play it on the safe side, something’s wrong.
If you find yourself jumping at smaller noises in anticipation that they’re a warning sign for a tantrum, something’s wrong.
If you hide things - especially things that make you happy - because you’re so afraid that they’ll make fun of you for liking them, scold you for liking something they don’t, take them away, destroy them, or that they’ll defile them and ruin that love you have for them, something’s wrong.
If you find yourself being silent in the face of mild disagreements or thinly-veiled insults, rather than standing up for yourself because you just don’t want to start an argument and make things worse, something’s wrong.
If that very lack of standing up for yourself eventually leads to you never offering your opinion in any sort of discussion out of fear of ridicule or being scolded because that’s what you’re so used to, something’s wrong.
If you end up spending a lot of your time in your room keeping to yourself and keeping any trip outside of your room to an absolute minimum because you don’t want to risk putting one toe out of line and setting off a tantrum, yet you’re also aware that hiding out will also cause an issue and you’re probably just minimizing the risk instead of erasing it entirely, something’s wrong.
If you ever habitually glance outside the window to keep watch for your supposed abuser’s car to return from their work, errand or trip, and then heading to your room or other hiding place to keep out of their way, erasing any obvious signs that you’ve been out and about in the rest of your living space, something’s wrong.
If one of your greatest fantasies involves not a dream career or winning the lottery but instead an escape plan succeeding, something’s wrong.
If you could basically summarize your life as living in constant, subtle fear, Something. Is. Wrong.
Emotional abuse is very, very real, and it has lasting consequences that can affect people’s relationships, their jobs, and their lives all-around.
Don’t you dare tell me it isn’t real.
asklfjals;kfh the producers of will and grace were really out there straightbaiting in 1998
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
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THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
Well that’s cute as shit
i can still quote fran’s response word for word
she
she just
she just did that
ok every time I see this post I find it necessary to point out Jesus was a carpenter like he legit would’ve used the fuck outta a nail gun

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VINE 2 IS COMING
AHAHAHAHA
This should be the last episode, no episode after this can compare.
why does she start crying lmfaoaiysisyeieisisosi
I can’t stop laughing
Omg lmao
Tag yourself. I’m the woman who says “so what’s happenin’”
I’m cackling these comments are sending me