afterlife;

lol! so true bestie *leans over to my body guard* you have to kill this clown right fucking now

oh to be Spatula bunking down for a snowy night

Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain

YOU BETTER STOP

Thank god they decided to make more

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

The tags fucking one shotted me

Enemies to lovers romance is the journey from sweetheart (derogatory) to sweetheart (affectionate)

Funny how beer looks like piss ...... this says a lot about men in our society

They honestly should make a beer where it’s like just 10% piss.

why would i drink beer that has half as much piss as usual

Why is it that anytime I go on this godforsaken website, you people are talking about piss

as they say in the bible, let him who doesn't have a gif of the Hulk fucking Scarlette Johansson as a header on tumblr dot com throw the first stone