Organized Mess™️

hate it when people call ada lovelace the first female programmer, when in reality she was the first programmer ever. she wrote programs for a machine before it was ever constructed

you have to remember it's always always worse on twitter

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

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yaouch! that hurts me when you hit me until I'm blood

remember how utterly inescapable how i met your mother used to be with the memes and references and barney and bro code and wait for it... and then the finale was so hated it vanished overnight

The finale so successfully erased the show from public consciousness, that when people tried to come up with a name for the "extremely popular show with finale so bad that people just immediately stop talking about it" phenomenon, people called it... the Game of Thrones Effect. HIMYM got memoryholed so hard that people forgot it even existed

your daughter is a pleasure to have on the dashboard

if I ever met Ryan Gosling I would be like omg Ryan I loved you in hey girl I mean they