thog don’t care

it's kind of incredible when people who lived through the birth of OSHA and EPA, along with the regulation of the automotive and tobacco industries, are like, "You're a luddite if you want to regulate the computer or have concerns about it as a consumer product, it's not a consumer product but more like a minor deity or something, anyway whatever it is it can't possibly be regulated, you have to just let the end of civilization wash over you"

You're a hopeless luddite if you don't want your children to fly through the windshield when you brake too hard. You're a hopeless luddite if you don't want your child's brain destroyed by constant exposure to an addictive product and the industry you work in to be opportunistically destroyed by 20 years of blatant and constant theft, despite the fact that an act of congress or scotus could have stopped all of this at any time

just woke up from this bad dream where they let men run around on some grass for ninety minutes kicking this spherical object around. thank god that’s not real

I love indie games. Thank you for not costing 70 dollars. I love you.

people use "sensitive" like it's an insult. i'm sorry for spending my whole life giving a fuck i guess

my long time conspiracy theory is that the huge prevalence of "dead wife" trope is because a lot of writers want their cool male protagonist to be single and/or focused on his goal but don't know how else "justify" him not pursuing women around him sexually or god forbid turn their advances down that is not emasculating in their mind

"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

This opens up a lot of possibilities for what a haiku can be

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe