Cryptid Enthusiast

How did you know my bucket list included being doodled as a worm? I'm so going to be there and I'm going to be so ready to be wormified. Then I'm going to frame it in my apartment and make my roommate look at it every day. WAIT no I'll have you doodle her as a worm too and I'll frame it side by side.

Mind reading. Obviously.

You're so right, you are my favorite local artist, how did you guess? [user isn't sure this is technically true, as she does love Baz and Zack too. But she'll say it anyway]. Hm, how about a romantic depiction of two worms in love? We do not have enough depictions of queen Soggerella and queen Georgious, imo. Ooooh, or! Maybe you can turn me and my partner into them. She'll appreciate being depicted as pink and moist.

Oh I could do that easy. But, quick question, forgive a girl for being oblivious-- who are Sogerella and Georgious? Are they, like, a book character or something? But also, I can totally draw you and Regan-not-Egg as worms. Worm art!

[pm] Unexpectedly, really. Some weird girl paid me to stop eatin' veggie lambs for de year. Couldn't pass dat up. [...] Yeah, 'course you can. Gumbo sounds perfect.

[pm] [...] [...] Wait a min

[pm] I hope it do too, squirt.

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[pm] It's okay. It's okay, Mags. It ain't nothin' I didn't deserve, anyhow.

[pm] That's not true. That's not true, and you know it. Or you should know it. You don't deserve this! You didn't deserve her, and you don't deserve this now.

People are interested in this? Drawings of worms? No idea if I'm going to stop by WormFest, but [...] it's interesting how this town is so obsessed with worms.

Dude, what aren't people interested in? Plus, it's WR, so everything is possible. You should at least check it out if you've never gone. It's a wild time, lemme tell ya...

[pm] [User rummages around in her family's shed.] We have tools! I know what to do with some of them, but I am so not expert. I bet there's YouTube videos out there. Look up a tutorial like, How To Build A Trunk On A Golf Cart For Your Selkie Friend. Also, bring your toolkit just in case I'm missing anything.

[pm] I'm not an expert either. I am, however, fueled with enough coffee and chaos that I think we could totally figure it out. [user barks a laugh] I think we would be the ones making the only version of that video ever to exist. I'll throw my paints on top of the toolkit, so I can't forget it.

[pm] No, it's okay, you can and should judge what I did! I did something incredibly bad!!! I walked into a hunter bar! Guess they have some sort of supernatural radar because the whole place fucking turned when I came in, and I guess they've seen me now, so that's [...] whatever, moving on. Daiyu A hunter that knows Wyatt and is his friend, I guess, pretended to take me out back, then when I explained, she didn't... [...] This is on me. My fault. I should have known better and listened to Wyatt and left it alone, but I didn't because that place is gonna be the death of him. [...] And he's not. I mean, he is and isn't, he's stuck in some stupid fucking supernatural fight club. [...] And I didn't tell you any of that.

Wow. I really hope your booth isn't spotted by the wrong kind of people, then.

[ user reads and rereads the first part of the message til she physically feels ill. user checks the door and all the windows in her apartment. user reminds herself this is her fault. that's what she gets. ]

Attention folks that are participating in the Beach Read Summer Event:

But... but they buried the book in the first place... Why would they care if they got reburied? Then more people could read the buried books...?

Omg yesss I love all those genres!! Only thing you're missing is romance.

Nah, not missing, it's just in with the others. Romance in my fantasy, in my paranormal, in my action, in my mysteries... Not all the time. But trust me, it's in there.

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