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@loveandluc replied to your post βwhat's your go-to movie snack?β:
I'm so glad to hear how much thought you've put into this.
βI have it down to a science, babes. If you come over, we can watch really dumb movies and eat top tier movie snacks, I promise.
The... arson raccoon?
Yes-- does no one do their research on the local lore? JesUS.
Biiiiig giant raccoon. Is mad. Wants small raccoons happy. No food for small racoon? Fire elmo gif.
@echoingmuse replied to your post β[pm] Hello Maggie. Could I commission you for...β:
[pm] Anything that will keep birds from mistaking my window as clear sky. Preferably music themed.
β[pm] Has that [...] been a problem???? Am I gonna get dive bombed by birds???
what's your go-to movie snack?
Okay SO:
Popcorn, a full box of M&M's dumped in there, also a small bag of sour gummies. A twizzler, bitten on both ends, stuck into a Dr. Pepper to be used as a straw.

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do you ever think about the person you would be now if you'd known the truth sooner?
YUP. YUP I WOULD PROBABLY BE A BETTER PERSON YOU KNOW SINCE I GOT SOME LADY NAMED AGNES K
[ user deletes message]
@stardustonthebay replied to your post βwhat would the perfect funeral for you look like?β:
SHANT
βWhat?
Shant. Shall not. Shan't. Shant. S h a n t.
The thing you requested? Shall not allow.
....you think rats are hot? OK, furry. Does Rizzo the Rat moisten your mayo?
NO! Wait, hold on, DON'T DO THIS. This is like feeding bears (literal, not gay men, feed those bears if you want) they get all used to human and then before you know it, there's a bear on your couch, drinking your beer, telling you to take out the trash. BAD ADVICE. DON'T DO THIS.
What? No! Hot as in temperature. Jesus fuck---
NO. GOOD ADVICE. DO YOU WANT TOWN TO BE A GIANT EMBER??? NO! FEED THE ARSON RACCOON.
The... arson raccoon?
Does no one do their homework around here? Yes, the Arson Raccoon. Giant fuck you sized raccoon that demands food for the the dumpster creatures--- rats, raccoons, possums, etc. etc. etc.. Don't feed them? Takes to the Arson part of the title.
[pm] I mean, come on. What are they going to do? They're not going to kill you over a book. At the most they'll, like, revoke our library cards.
[pm] Yeah, the library might do that more reasonable thing. But the literal estate of the literal creepy ass book????

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[pm] She's dead.
[ user's stomach drops when she sees this message. user remembers the day in the woods, remembers what she asked of daiyu. specifically 'get rid of agnes'. user didn't ask how. user was angry enough that she didn't care how, at the time. if it meant wyatt was safe, she just wanted agnes not to be able to hurt wyatt ever again but... user was not expecting the consequences of her actions to be dropped on her doorstep like a cat with a mouse. agnes is dead. this is her fault. there's only the hope that this fixes something for wyatt. that he's safe. ]
[pm] [...] [...] [...] Oh...
Is he safe? Daiyu, that's all I care about, is he safe? This keeps him safe, right?
[pm] Hello Maggie. Could I commission you for Echo's window as well?
[pm] Sure! I can totally do that. Do I have a vibe that we're working with or...? Do I have free reign?
Trivia night. Call me for trivia night.
Oh huh, no. I still draw too. Granted it's mostly bones and artifacts, and with my non dominant hand now, but yeah. Not that it matters, you were always better than me at this.
You want me to call you? Fine, but only if you're cool with a dumb team name. It's a requirement if you're playing trivia with me.
I'm not better. The styles are just different. But the realism makes sense for you, since you're, you know, Indiana Jones or something. [...] How is the drawing going with the non-dominant hand?
I am not crazy ! I just..... value knowledge and self enrichment.
You're still drawing though, right?
Okay, smarty pants, whatever you say. If I ever need an answer for trivia, though, I'm calling you because you'd probably know it.
If I ever say no to that question, then the Maggie you know and tolerate is gone. So yeah, I am--- why, do you need art or something?
A break? What's that?
Did you ever see me take a break when we were in school together? Come on.
My dad said he saw you at Periwinkle's the other day. You work here now? I thought you wanted to be an artist?
No, because you are crazy and took like... every AP class you could, I'm pretty sure. Slowly turning your brain into an encyclopedia.
I've been working there since I graduated, yeah. Pay sucks but

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Wait? We have people who don't love raccoons around here?
Yeah, probably. Some people are just incorrect. But it's the appeasing of the Arson Raccoon, capital A capital R, that's real fuckin important. Unless we want town looking like the hellmo gifs (which I do NOT), people need to up their snack game.
Question: are rainbow pancakes a possibility or do they all just get that weird color of burnt-ish that pancakes get?
Like, I will give you the 30% regardless, I just wanna know if I should be ordering the specials to celebrate or if my celebration is better spent on a short stack with chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Weird burn color. Gus can't do a rainbow right to save his life, poor guy. I could just write 'ur gay' in whipped cream on top, if you wanted.
Save it for the chocolate chips, or the flavor specials. not the novelty bullshit.
[ user cackles ]
I would. I would want. I will come in specifically for 'ur gay' written on my chocolate chip pancakes. And Gus shouldn't feel too bad about the rainbow thing, honestly, I would've assumed any colorful pancakes would just come out looking weird. Tried doing the blue Percy Jackson pancake thing as a kid? Mouth? blue. A bowl? destroyed. Fire department? called because I burned the pancakes.