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Huh. I'll pass on urchin unless it's life or death. Lotta trouble for a little bit of... gonad. Just not worth it.

IS THAT WHAT URCHINS ARE????????????????????????? I'm so glad I've never had one ohmyfuckingGOd

Do you know the Yorke Museum? You can bring the prints to me there. I will have your payment, in cash. [...] Let's talk. Are you familiar with the Mossthorn Bog? On the west side of town?

Of course, I know the Yorke, it's in Oldtown! I grew up in Oldtown! Wait, are you, like... not the curator, but the tour...guard... keeper... person... fuck, what's the word. FUCK YES CASH, GIRL MATH FREE ROCK LOBSTAH, I NEED THIS WIN

Absolutely. More tuna, more better. Chilean Sea Bass. That's so specific. I ever get the chance to try any, I'll keep the rough review in mind, adjust my expectations accordingly.

I don't know why, it's just the one fish I can't stand. My dad made it for dinner once when I was like... 7... and every time since then I just can't get myself to like it.

Dear Wicked's Rest,

Have you considered that god made me so hot that it would, in fact, be a sin to not celebrate that hotness and cover up at the beach?

Oh ye of optimistic phrasing, don't you know saying the rats are hot on the internet is clearly signally something else? Like, dude. Pretty sure I've seem some boobed-up rats around the 'net. ....Just. Like. Y'know. Around. Not. Like. Because I was searching for it. Obviously.

I don't think--- wait. Why are you googling boobed up rats?? The fuck??????

Good point. We've gotta talk tuna, though. Bluefin, yellowfin, bigeye, albacore? Any salmon's good salmon, but - anything out of the Pacific, that's where it's at. I'm biased, but. It's also probably true. I'm just saying.

Is 'yes' an acceptable answer to that question? An across the board yes to all seafood, with the exception of Chilean Sea Bass. I don't know why, I just don't like it.

Oh. They would look lovely hanging in the front hall. What do they cost? I'll pay your price.

Call it... 25 for the little one, 50 for the big, since they're prints, and then if you're ever interested in something straight on canvas or on the wall, let me know, and we can talk.

@stardustonthebay replied to your post “Do you like waffles?”:

People don't know what they're missing. Fresh salmon? Lobster? Clams? Tuna? Scallops????? But that just means more for us, right?

[pm] My mistakes are my own, and I know [...] you was doin it from a place of concern. How am I supposed to be mad at you for that? I ain't happy about what happened, or that you did somethin so risky in the first place... coulda got yourself in a load of trouble, you know that, right? You're lucky it was-- [...] the hunter that took you up on it ain't the type to turn their attention on you now. [...] Okay. I don't want your money, sis. I can figure this out on my own, I'm a big boy.

[pm] I know. I thought I was gonna die for asking. Still might, because I did the idiotic thing and walked into a bar of fucking hunters. Oh yeah did I mention that? I did that, because I was terrified of losing you, and the only thing my brain could think of was make the problem disappear. And now it's all worse, and I'm still going to lose you, aren't I? Because of this, one way or the other. And if I never turned into a stupid fucking seal, you would've never told me any of this or read me in, right? And you might still be a little safer as a result. Fuck. I'm so fucking sorry, and I'm so fucking angry, and I don't know what to do without

@echoingmuse replied to your post “[pm] Hello Maggie. Could I commission you for...”:

[pm] It has only happened the one time, and I have since stopped mopping the windows to keep it from happening again. I don't think a bird will mistake you as clear sky! You aren't transparent like glass.

[pm] Are you sure? Let's be so real, it's Wicked's Rest. I could get attacked by swarm of chickadees.

[pm] I know you would, but you ain't. You'd... you'd last two minutes. I love you, but it's true, and I don't think you wanna saddle me with that guilt, right? So put it out your head, girl. [...] Maggie, don't. You ain't gonna come close to what they'd want, so don't do it just to punish yourself. [...] It's what I signed up for.

[pm] Stop acting like it's okay, be mad at me, tell me I fucked up, stop [...] No, I've already saddled you with enough.

[pm] She didn't deserve much else, if that helps. And I woulda been stuck here either way. Mags, it ain't your fault. You didn't put me here, I put me here. [ user can't say she didn't make things worse, because she did, but he absolutely does not want to confirm that ]

[ user keeps rereading what he is saying, but does not for a second believe she deserves to be told it isn't her fault, and knows she made it worse. user is torn between wanting Wyatt to hate her and be mad and wanting to hug him and not let go, and knows neither option is the right one, or the one she'll be getting. user feels sick to her stomach. ]

@stardustonthebay replied to your post “[pm] I did I fucked up really bad you're going to...”:

[pm] It's not okay, though. I know it's not. I made it worse by asking for it to be taken care of. It's my fault she's dead, it's all I can think about it's my fault you're still stuck there. I didn't fix shit, Wy. I didn't fix anything. I just made it worse.