Wheezemats

does anyone wanna go to wednesday together

new evidence shows dogs have "intuitive mastery of the bessemer steelmaking process", backing up centuries of anecdotes by blacksmiths in which a dog would whine and bark in distress when pig iron was heated without sufficient access to air in their presence. "It's possible Bessemer or others who claimed to have invented the process were inspired by the behavior of dogs, or that dogs communicated the details of this vital industrial process to them by unknown means", paper concludes

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

does writing fanfiction count as art

don't make me say the mummy thing again

I love Doris and she is so cute but also she looks so much like Teddy Roosevelt sometimes that I can't help but laugh

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

apparently in the new wallace & gromit movie they ran out of time to edit out the fingers moving stuff around so you have to watch the fingers too. fine with me. i like fingers

wawawawawawa. Very nice noises

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

till the room doesn't smell anymore

till none of the room's characteristics are observable

IDENTITY EMERGES ORGANICALLY FROM ACTION

IF YOU DONT DO ANYTHING YOU ARENT ANYONE. SORRY

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water