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The people that read the book or watched season 1 of Good Omens but thought their feelings for each other came out of nowhere amaze me. What did you think “two consenting bicycle repairmen” meant? I had never heard the term before when I read the book so I googled it. Anathema Device felt safe with them for more than one reason.

I think we need more Amos Burtons in fiction because the whole “if you kill him you’ll become just like him. I’m already like him. Give me the gun.” is such a fucking MOOD and he does it REPEATEDLY

the expanse is a series where the only competent people in the galaxy are women or amos burton, and all the men are twerps or amos burton.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Shane: Hey, do you have a bag I can borrow? Ilya: The only bags I have are under my eyes and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence. Shane: literally all you had to do was say no drama queen

the father (dolly parton), the son (sabrina carpenter), and the holy spirit (miss piggy)

"no one reads or thinks anymore" type posts are so unserious. get off tumblr and chisel that into a stone tablet to match how old your specific brand of whining is

I'm a sucker for a good "you think you're in one horror subgenre but it's actually a different horror subgenre". character struggling to accept that maybe demons are tormenting them suddenly finds out it's actually aliens. trope of all time tbh

I think the british really popped off with "bloody" as an expletive but unfortunately I can't say it out loud in real life or I sound like a teeaboo from 2012