A bitter espresso

The computer used to do something very basic & helpful and now it doesn't. I'm gonna complain

I love the notes saying this femme knows exactly what she's doing and it's all part of her flirting technique. You get it.

Domesticated computers will eat a disc right out of someone’s hand but wild computers are too shy you have to leave the disc on the ground and let it walk over to it and eat it itself

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

This is like. The opposite of the recovery position

KNEDLÍKY S POVIDLÍM

Tohle by mělo mít tag #nehezky česky upřímně

WHOEVER SAYS POVIDLOVÉ KNEDLÍKY IS A COWARD

TVŮJ GAY TEXT NEMĚNÍ PRAVIDLA GRAMATIKY

Pics or it didnt happen

:))))

goosebumps as a concept are so funny ur brain is like "oh no we're threatened! quick! make us look bigger!" and your skin, that absolutely does not have the ability to do that, is like "absolutely. right away boss"