lately i've been thinking "what if there was a show called hate on the spectrum and it's just about a bunch of autistic people who hate each other" and then i remembered it's always sunny in philadelphia exists

just because something that happens in a tv show is predictable doesn't mean it's bad like when tom said he was gonna push shiv down the stairs and marry greg and then a couple of episodes later he metaphorically pushed shiv down the stairs and married greg and it was the most iconic moment in tv history

it'd be really fucking funny if you met your significant other in a saw trap. like you're at a family reunion and some distant cousin asks how you met and you have to be like "yeah they had to pull out some of my teeth. but the chemistry was great."

when you get married you send jigsaw an invitation as a joke but he actually shows up

thinking "haha what if i jokingly shipped them" is your last chance to get out btw

some of you are insane

tom would say some shit like “i want to breastfeed you” to greg and greg would go “like uh ? like a metaphorical ? like a business milk?” and then tom would go “business milk?” and laugh like greg was the weird one and then greg would think he was the weird one