Worldhoppers and Worldbuilders

I know what I am doing is wrong

I know there is an activity that looks similar that is not wrong

Did Branderson not get the memo that “The Chosen One” character isn’t supposed to die? Especially in the first book of a trilogy!

I want the loser. The failure. The most pathetic, fucks up at every turn, dumbass uncool guy there is.

Sueanoi here,

Signalment: Shitzu dog, young.

Chief complaint: dog cannot close eyes

History: happened today after home grooming

Physical exam: rubber hair band pulling the forehead skin too tightly, others within normal limit

Treatment: hair band removed

Chief complaint: Choking on a ball, clawing at mouth, struggling to breathe

Physical exam/triage: Tongue stuck right through the middle of a Kong ball. Will not come off. Not obstructing airway but confusing the dog +++. Will try to drop the ball for you if you tell him to. This only adds to the confusion.

Treatment: A lotta lube, patience, and a very good boy.

Chief complaint: suddenly non weight bearing lame on front leg

Physical exam: gummy bear stuck to pawpad

Treatment: removal of gummy bear. placed in bin

Presenting complaint: tumour on back end

Physical exam: there are indeed two round masses present, confirmed by palpation to be testicles

Diagnosis: entire male

Taking stock

not all characters are here only the ones i think are important

vin: youre a blb (badass loving badass)

elend: pretty solid person that i respect. kinda basic taste though. either kin elend or in love w him

kelsier: i want u on my debate team

sazed: i trust your judgement. superior taste in general. ur better than everyone else on here

kaladin: default main character enthusiast. u use his character arc to cope. hes your inspo. "if kaladin was me would he quit? no!!!! i will survive"

shallan: lowkey in love w her (i mean who isnt). you chug respect women juice every morning and have high standards

jasnah: youre gay

dalinar: your comfort characters are mass murderers although you believe moash is the spawn of the devil. you appreciate straight forwardness and dilfs.

szeth: depressed mom friend.

adolin: you always like the dumbass best friend blond. you may even be the dumbass blond. u cope with trauma with humor. H I M B O S.

renarin: elite taste. u would be a fantastic parent adopt me

elhokar: ......... u need to develop a taste asap. i wouldnt be surprised if u were in a toxic relationship

pattern: i lied youre the only person i respect. peak humor. create drama bc youre bored

sebarial: youre here for a good time only. preferably a long time too

wit: u pretend u hate him but we Know.... every cosmere fan is reading this section hi yall

vasher: The Dilf Enthusiast. u have a phd in this department. possibly daddy issues. u just wanna feel safe and loved

lightsong: u wanna have a bff like him and who doesnt honestly. u love sunshine characters that fill u with a sense of purpose and optimism. yes im talking about naruto