UNEXPECTED BIRDS ATTACK

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

You go into a creepy mansion and there's a cloaked figure learning how to play the organ from a YouTube tutorial on their phone. You leave them to it.

I want this to be an Easter egg for speed runners in a video game. You normally find the boss playing the organ if you play for the normal like 20+ hours that you would be required in a standard playthrough, but if you horse tilt noclip through the castle in BK mode you find the boss taking a piano lesson.

a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselves

ONE (NOTHING WRONG WITH ME) TWO (NOTHING WRONG WITH ME) THREE (NOTHING WRONG WITH ME) FOUR (NOTHING WRONG WITH ME) FIVE (NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S)

Suddenly I don't want anyone to know me as deeply anymore, which is weird because I have always yearned for someone to understand my soul