real freakin'mag'neat'o

imagine your therapist ruins your entire life and then he draws you two as ancient greek yaoi

I'm not mean, I just don't like you.

Well I AM mean and I DO like you, so

hannibal is so cringefail because how do you successfully get away with literal murder and cannibalism for years all while being a well respected sophisticate and food connoisseur and then risk it all for a guy covered in dog hair who is also an asshole and also wants to kill you real bad

rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk

I would have loved to be an x-men but tbh would have hated going to Xavier’s school. See, I did way too many drugs in high school to not have been paranoid as all hell having a telepath as a teacher around

Oh my god, and Wolverines super smell??? Just fucking kill me 😭