Valmont

"I was just wondering. Considering you are a convicted criminal it was a possibility.  But that's true murder is not really your area of expertise..." Valmont faked a grin. "Though finding your area of expertise is still to do."

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“No! I said I didn’t want a pink room.” He exclaimed with a simulated indignation. Crossing his arms on his green suit, Valmont grinned. “We will paint this room green. I love green.”

“Hmm… Maybe green and white or green and blue? Maybe green and yellow? Grim’s seen them work well, neither too contrasting nor too close to each other.” She still wanted two colors present in the room so that the child’s mind could be stimulated. She wanted to make sure they did the most they could to help the child’s mind grow.

"Green and white will look classy, it could be a good idea. Though white paint can be easily dirty so we'll have to be careful and not let the kid draw on the walls. I've heard kids like to that and..." Suddently stopping himself, Valmont winced. "Er... I'm overthinking about that kid, don't I?"

“All right. So you should ask next time. Besides you are right, finding out their sex would help to prepare the baby’s arrival. However I warn you: there’s no way I’ll let you paint the baby room in pink.” Valmont made a broad grin. “By the way do you prefer to have a girl or a boy?”

She chuckled softly before she shrugged. “Grim doesn’t particularly care. Either way, she will try to take care of them as best she can. As for the room, Grim’s been doing some research and apparently babies like colors that are vastly different, such as a room that is pink and blue. So she’ll be keeping that in mind when we start searching for paint.”

"No! I said I didn't want a pink room." He exclaimed with a simulated indignation. Crossing his arms on his green suit, Valmont grinned. "We will paint this room green. I love green."

“Thanks.” Valmont grabbed the cup and took a sip of tea. His beverage was too hot but he needed something to do while he took some time for thought. Did he want to know? Admittedly, he was a bit curious about it. But in the same time finding out the sex of that baby would make them a concrete being while it was still an abstract thing growing in Grim’s uterus. Putting his cup down, he finally answered to her question: “Well… I know most of the parents want to know, but maybe you would like to be surprised? I don’t really have an opinion on the matter. So if you want to know you should ask next time, otherwise I can wait.” Valmont gazed at the pregnant woman. No he won’t get too involved in this subject. Though he hoped Grim wanted to know.

She thought for a few minutes, nodding when she finally came to a decision. “Grim wants to know. She thinks it will help in the long run, and it would be nice to know.” She didn’t want to upset Valmont, but she wanted this. He should have a say in things since it was his child as well. She wouldn’t deny him of that. Especially since it would be important to both him and the child. At least, that’s what she thought.

"All right. So you should ask next time. Besides you are right, finding out their sex would help to prepare the baby's arrival. However I warn you: there's no way I'll let you paint the baby room in pink." Valmont made a broad grin. "By the way do you prefer to have a girl or a boy?"

“Oh… Of course. On this point that’s a good thing you don’t have any sense of smell. I guess it will be really useful.” He couldn’t help a slight smirk. “Although, I’m not sure it will be that helpfull when you will make lovely little meals for our little monster. I think we should rely on jars of baby food. It’s not that I want to critizice your culinary skills but…” Valmont shrugged in a fake sheepish way, doing his best to not laugh as he remembered Grim’s cake. Glancing at the teapot to hide his amusement, he added:  "By the way, I think the tea is ready now.“

“Don’t remind Grim,” she chuckled. She went to the tea and poured a cup for her and a cup for him. “So… Do you want to find out the sex next time Grim goes in? She heard that was an option, but she was hesitant to do it.” She was interested in knowing, but she wanted his input now that he was going to be there. It would certainly help with naming them.

"Thanks." Valmont grabbed the cup and took a sip of tea. His beverage was too hot but he needed something to do while he took some time for thought. Did he want to know? Admittedly, he was a bit curious about it. But in the same time finding out the sex of that baby would make them a concrete being while it was still an abstract thing growing in Grim's uterus. Putting his cup down, he finally answered to her question: "Well... I know most of the parents want to know, but maybe you would like to be surprised? I don't really have an opinion on the matter. So if you want to know you should ask next time, otherwise I can wait." Valmont gazed at the pregnant woman. No he won't get too involved in this subject. Though he hoped Grim wanted to know.