malewife marston

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

meant an alternative milk .

It’s uncomfortable how the cutting board and cabinets split the picture in halves.

It's meant to symbolize the division created by the eggnog

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

this is too much I'm gonna- *remembers joking about rewatching supernatural is harmful* kill myself

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around