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If big shoes=big dick and big car=small dick, then clowns must be hung like horses

reblog if u want a goth gf, want to be someone’s goth gf, or if you just really fucking love girls

it’s wild sliding back into depression when you’re self aware from being through it before because your brain starts telling you all these mean things and you’re just like “wow we’re doing this again huh”

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

“skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients” what else did they fucking put in there

This picture is the definition of “just fuck me up”

You can’t cough if you’re in a coma

Why did I laugh so fucking hard….

@ohheyy–therenurse you need this still? Lmao

My manager has asked me 3 times if I want to go home today. I’m trooping it out (esp since it’s thunder and lightning down pouring out) but I NEED THAT!!

me when I embezzle money

My day has not been great, and this actually really helped

Please, keep looking. Not for a person, but for your passion, your love, your courage, your goals, your dreams, your happiness, yourself. Keep looking. Explore yourself before you explore another. Know your worth, know yourself. Only then will you know what you need over what you want. You need yourself to become your own.

why do i feel like i am so hard to love

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama