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Gay sex would be less gay than whatever the hell is going on in the first 30 pages of Interview with The Vampire

INSANE levels of acting. He went to drama school at the Diva Cuntservatory of Slayington

She literally means the world to me

actually the real risk with being companionless/covenless as a vampire isn't soul-crushing loneliness it's the fact that isolated vampires just start doing anything. four grown ass men got divorced last season and the second they live alone lestat starts a middling soundcloud career, louis starts stalking some poor waitress, daniel becomes a bowling fanatic, and armand is in fucking ohio

Louis “my shoes!” de Pointe du Lac ladies and gentlemen

Part of what makes Armand such a scary villain and effective antagonist to me is how effectively he's able to convince everyone including himself that he actually completely helpless. If it's out of your hands and you could not prevent it then you can justify anything. If you really convince yourself you have no control over your own life then you can do any amount of cruelty and still conceptualize yourself as at worst a helpless accomplice and at best yourself a victim (it's so hard for you, that you have to do this!). This is what Armand does. And it does make sense, because he had a formative life of abject powerlessness, and he learned, for good reason, that he should expect to have no agency over his life. But then he carries that mentality into situations where he does have the power. "Armand believes he had no choice about the things he did to Louis" isn't the same as "Armand ACTUALLY had no choice" and while you can understand and sympathize with why he thinks that way, it's something that ultimately just makes him that much more dangerous, because every action is justified in advance as being the only possible course of action.

i don't consider myself much of a shipper but everytime i am reminded of armand and Daniel i just. it's so funny. i am 500+ years old. you are a terminally ill 70 y/o human journalist who i psychologically tortured and kept in my flat for a week in the seventies. i might be your wife. i define myself exclusively on others. will you be my nepo fledgling. ignore the fact that i said i would never make one. i'm making people walk into traffic. let's make a vlog together

“you can’t ship them, it’s weird/toxic/problematic/whatever—” have you considered that that’s exactly why i ship them

Just watched the finale and can I just say, it is a PLEASURE to get unapplogetic gothic horror camp at this big a budget, with this level writing, acting, everything. Balls to the wall offputting anti coworker demented musical theater I'm fucking mesmerized at them saying fuck it to so many genre conventions and being this dirty and evil. I wanna deepthroat their collective boot