the Life and Times

🌽: why did the tomato blush 🍅: why 🌽: because he saw the salad dressing 🍅: lol girl with septum piercing: honestly it didn’t even hurt

like usually i dont care about pokemon designs or something “not looking like a pokemon” or being “lazy” but what in the fresh hell is this 

He’s trying his best leave him be :-(

Where’s the appreciation post of Brain’s parents for keeping a giant dictionary to keep up with their super smart kid?

this is like 100% what living with cats is like

the one where he’s abruptly alarmed by his pants is the funniest one to me

the older you get the more you relate. this how i talk to my kombucha

ankle tattoos? lol what a hipster

I actually have never been more proud of anything in my life and WILL reblog this every day until I die.

Fris-bear

talented bear

cis ppl will really say "men, women, whatever" and think they're the epitome of trans rights