ellie :3

Despite common belief otherwise, a trans woman is a type of person,

One might go so far as to say a type of woman,

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

blood being frequently described as having a "coppery smell" in fiction is kind of funny considering that there is a metallic component to blood and it's not copper

in fact if your blood smells or tastes like copper you probably have more urgent things to worry about than it being outside your body. it's probably better that it's not inside you anymore actually.

story where blood is described as smelling or tasting "coppery" and it's actually early foreshadowing that all the characters are suffering from heavy metal poisoning

tumbblr should add a function where during your birthday every single instance of your pfp should have a party hat on top of it

can we go back to acknowledging that ignoring someone’s chosen pronouns is always misgendering, even when you’re using neutral ones instead

I wish I lived in a kink world, where some hot kink was considered perfectly normal—like exhibitionism or public free use—instead of this bullshit world where male supremacy is considered normal.

They should invent a job where you get paid to kiss girls, yes it's a salary job. Also you have to do it in the woods.

I’m putting estrogen in the jet exhaust to crop dust the world with femtrails

Can you like... release a warning so the trans men can seek shelter?

You go to Jupiter to get more stupider

the irresistible dork would like to be silly in ur dms

you can provide enrichment for a mech pilot by giving her a very large nerf gun

you’re sitting around working from home and then you hear a very quiet “target acquired :3” from behind you and then a rubber dart thwoks into your neck and she giggles and runs away