eat my heck

saw a display for mt dew game fuel at the story today. “designed for gamers”. as if they are a species of rodent with specific dietary needs.

me, a rich little Victorian child, staring though the pet shop window at all the gamers clicking away at their rigs: “Oh Papa I simply must have one.”

not to be dramatic but we desperately need a punk movement to come in and wash away this Instagram model airbrushed picture perfect trend. it’s so damaging……teens, young adults, kids, the Grown….all of us need to just. we need to be sweaty again. we deserve it smeared eyeliner…..idk just. it’s okay if ur hair is greasy please just relax & then get mad about stuff that’s important to you.

Dracula it’s October and I’m leaving my window open for you. I’ll be waiting in my silk gown.

why are we here? just to suffer? every night im in the middle of a gunfight, in the center of a restaurant

no offense but check yes juliet kill the limbo i’ll keep tossin rocks at your window

i don’t know what marvel is... i’m too pretty

The only marvel I know is me

now if lady macbeth knew about pegging, i don’t think that there would have been nearly as much murder in that play

turns out you’re wrong, sherlock holmes. i don’t do any kind of farming or professionally take care of dogs or anything you said. i threw on all this shit to see which and how many wild assumptions you’d make about me from one random glance, like an asshole. and you did. you made so many assumptions about my life just by taking one look, you asshole. here’s an assumption for you: sherlock holmes is a huge jackass

fashion designers put a halo and wings on a model and call it an ‘angel’ look. where are the wheels within wheels? the multitudes of staring, glowing eyes? the trumpets of rapture? the bloodied swords? where is the fire, the incomprehensibility? the ear-shattering “do not be afraid” that makes the audience fear god and have prophetic visions? extremely unsexy of the fashion industry to not realise what the viewer really wants