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heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)

Hello white mutuals. Before you is a charcuterie board with 15 different types of cheese. If you manage to go 12 hours without touching the cheeses you can leave this room. Good luck.

I was eating off this cool cheese plate while you were talking can you repeat that pls

Boy was ALREADY STEPPING ASIDE and she’s still like “Move bitch, get out the way”

we need an episode where laszlo drinks the blood of someone on adderall and spends the whole episode Normal

Took me too long to realize this was about what we do in the shadows and not, as I initially interpreted it, camp lazlo

the best part about making someone else’s post viral is not having to deal with the notes.

You can lead a horse to water, you can leave a horse behind, because the horse don't dance and if it don't dance it's no horse of mine

Holy shit! $1.15 for unleaded?

this is definitely my “???” era

I will never write anything this great in my life.

you’re laughing. olive oyl fainted after hearing the sad news that popeye has “bonkus of the konkus” and you’re laughing.