waiter, waiter! some more life in my eyes please?

Surely THIS time when I get reassurance it will fix me and I will never need validation again!

not now honey, mommy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again

i would be nothing without 3,000 - 17,000 songs

everyone talking about spotify likes in the tags... this is songs on my computers, my phone. in my drives. i own the electrons with the music. songs hosted on a server far away mean nothing to me

And don't forget to stay up til 3 am every night doing nothing productive for no reason every day for a month

Always something with this bitch

i’m a villain-coded gay

I might not do anything actually malicious but from my aesthetics and mannerisms you just know I’m heavily implied to be evil

when i was 6-8 years old, long before i understood more than basic genetics, i ran an unsanctioned isopod breeding project in my backyard. it brings me comfort to think the “special” isopods may still be in the yard of my childhood home

this world is so funny

but I’m done laughing

Mouth on bulge through the fabric. You agree. Reblog

PSA FOR ALL FLORDIANS!!! GET INSIDE NOW!!! Theres a category 3 milf heading STRAIGHT for Palm Springs!!!!

it would be one thing if it was just the horrors but it's all the little horrorcitos también