dilf detector

Youre the only daniel i ever gave a damn about

Just graduated from Begging Dog University with a master’s in Boiling Water

being a bitch actually saves you a lot of time

they’ll think you’re a bitch anyway for having some reasonable boundary so you might as well just be a bitch sometimes and save yourself the trouble, the time, the energy, the money, etc

trans men really are the men of trans people

literally my life is missing something because donkey kong isn't real. i what to hug him and hang out with him and help him on his quests

we talk about how cis people are just handed a gender and accept it without thought but I think what we fail to mention is that the same happens with sexuality

this extends beyond the bounds of simple heterosexuality. it's also about being told that you enjoy skinny white cis women with button noses and straight hair and no stretch marks and no cellulite etc. lotta gay people never let go of that one!

good morning, you already know what tf day it is. let's get it crackin, let's get those cocks crankin, let's never ever die forever

im an adult man who lives a cuteness lifestyle

it's crazy how february-june didn't happen

have you noticed that everything depends on various factors

When you start a new whatever with another gay guy and youre still working out the power dynamic so you put a bomb under his car 😂

smokes my big cigar phallically