boy crazy

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

Controversial opinion but I do not think Dev Patel would be a good Heathcliff. His aura is too friendly. His vibes are too fresh. He is a great actor but he can’t control the fact he has the sweetest eyes I have ever seen on a human being. It was what made him an excellent Gawain, even when his character was being awful, his natural charisma made him impossible to truly despise. We need a true embittered brooder for Heathcliff.

He just looks like he wants to sell some real estate, incredibly naively.

i wanna dip him in ranch and bite him like a chicken tender

may the grinch and martha may whovier live a long and happy life with many children

why is it sooo hard to conclude essays. I said all that because fuck you thats why