F(ia)umbler

idk what neurodivergent young adult needs to hear this but you are NOT supposed to give 100% at your job. I've gotten more promotions and raises since I started giving 40-60%, which my evil CEO uncle informed me is what bosses actually expect when they say 110%. My mental health has improved tremendously. I've spent 2 out of 5 workdays secretly writing my novel for the last 2 years and I've never been more respected and appreciated. Also--when you see glaring wasteful errors in the company's operating systems, say absolutely nothing! Embrace inefficiency. It is your friend in this capitalist hellscape.

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

You literally have to take this one wild and precious life and wrangle it into something that’s worth waking up every day for

god forbid a woman doesn’t sparkle for an audience. god forbid she’s weird, lazy, a little off putting and not trying to impress anyone

they should invent a life worth livin— [touches my earpiece] wait what do you mean i have to do that for myself. that can’t be right

take control of your destiny or smth type shift

The experience of wanting to live is actually extremely painful and possibly excruciating and possibly so bad that the body muffles it and renders it an inaccessible feeling. I know because i just touched it and it electrocuted me

[ Text ID: Over and over, the answer is the same, isn't it? Love, love, love. The salve and the cure. In order to become a better person, I had to do something utterly unintuitive. I had to reject the idea that punishing myself would solve the problem. I had to find the love. ]

bro it sounds like maybe you need a reminder of the glorious interconnectedness of all things?

I am loved! 😊 [white knuckle gripping the sink unable to meet my own bloodshot eyes]

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

I hope this is heaven