apology girl

Me 10 minutes into young royals: am I really about to learn another Scandinavian language for some gay teenagers

people not being able to finish speaking because they’re laughing at their own joke. while telling it. that’s so endearing to me. and also sexy

the whole point of life is being deeply moved by art. and bread

no more "in my humble opinion", from now on it's "from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions".

I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur

i am in fact NOT being very brave about it and will whine and complain until i die. As is my right

anyone else feeling the Effects lately. due to all the Things

After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level

manager i cant come to work today i forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human. being

the sun literally sets and casts a golden hue over everything every single day and we fucked it all up and invented paying rent

everyone hates orange until they actually see her in context. "oh it's such an ugly color, too bright!" look at sunsets and autumn, look at campfires and deserts. she's the most beautiful and special part of the scene. now apologize.