Lil Tina

That is not excellent

the 2 most scathing images in existence

"I've always been impressed by characters in horror movies/survival movies and their will to survive. They're always out there like: 'Oh my god! The world has ended and the zombies have taken over but we still gotta live on!' *Looks into the camera* I'd just die. Like, I like being alive, but... If the zombie apocalypse starts tomorrow you will see me approach a zombie like:" *bends over and pulls down sleeve to expose forearm*

"i'm helping your wife with household chores"/"i'm taking your wife out to a nice dinner and show after she's had a long day at work"/"i'm bonding with your children over family gatherings": peak comedy

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this is a MAN

i thought his nose thingy was the most unsettling thing I've ever seen,,,,, and then his tongue comes out???? what the hell???