Living (Part Time) In A Fictional World

what if we kissed on the broom (and we’re both cats)

They were broom-mates?

Oh my god, they were broom-mates

Team 8 was truly the only one about that ninja life from day one, and stayed that way. they were ALL ready to kill and die for what they stood for. never even ONCE faltered or played games. 

Kiba “master plan to trap and kill all these other teams in the forest of death just because we can” Inuzuka, Shino “oooh, I’ll bring the leeches” Aburame, and Hinata “zero complaints, go off” Hyuuga

Kiba “yes I did just stab myself in my vital organs to 1. save my dog and 2. kill you weird fucks possessing my body because there’s no way in hell i’m losing this fight* Inuzuka

Hinata “sure he’s stronger than me but I’m gonna go into cardiac arrest before I pass up on trying to beat my prodigal cousin’s ass” Hyuuga

Shino “i think the fuck you will NOT leave before i get to have my battle to the death, idc if a war is starting we out here, in these woods, now square tf up puppet man” Aburame

Life would be so much easier if all the plot lines I think of would just write themselves