Everybody in the club Yield to my will

I'm about to enter monk mode

HUAH

[The hair on the top of my head violently explodes off my body, resulting in a perfect TONSURE]

okay. breathe. listen to my voice. can you tell me five things in this room you can fuck?

okay great. now list me four things in this room you can kill.

beautiful. there you go. okay. now: tell me three things you can impose unjust taxes on.

almost done. can you list two things you could shove in a pipe and smoke?

last one: one thing you could use as a makeshift weapon?

why are you still crying

lowkey kinda hard to access my inner peace and serenity lately

Sultan poisoned by rotten grape. His eldest son succeeds and bans grape production. Vinyard owners support a rival claimant, the new sultan's younger brother. War of Grapes begins. Both brothers are killed.

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

jewel encrusted skull chalice in my left hand dick in my right long-eared elvish shawties on yon crystal ball gold coins stacked higher than you could even believe sipping straight elixir and laughing thru it all U wish u were me

what does this even mean at this point

Being a system is so weird like my mummy and daddy didn't like me so now I'm sans the skeleton

no weapon formed against my sweeties will prosper

this video is CUTE, the animal is clearly in distress but it is a vile creature unloved by any god and we are correct to derive pleasure and satisfaction from its misery

fun facg if you all cashaop me 500 bucks i can literally help you reach salvation and bring you to the light

they should make a reverse isekai where a fantasy world medieval peasant gets transported to our world and wows everyone with his knowledge of crop rotations and how to jack off to a piece of wood that looks kind of like an elf