it’s june I desperately need to stop wasting time
we’re basically halfway through the year this is getting SERIOUS

shark vs the universe
dirt enthusiast
YOU ARE THE REASON

roma★

blake kathryn
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
we're not kids anymore.
Stranger Things
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Three Goblin Art

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Cosmic Funnies
Jules of Nature

Product Placement

oozey mess
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
$LAYYYTER
ojovivo
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@maggymage
it’s june I desperately need to stop wasting time
we’re basically halfway through the year this is getting SERIOUS

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They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard
Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex
@aspecmemesdaily
Horrendous. I demand waffles.
i love your blog! I was wondering if you could help me with my identity a little? I have what feels like crushes on people, but I can't even imagine dating let alone marrying them. I don't know if this is because I want nothing besides to grow old with my best friend of two decades and the idea of a romantic relationship with people I've known for only a few months feels so flimsy in comparison, or if it's because I'm actually aro.
I've been in one relationship before that lasted five months. During this time I really cared about and was attracted to my boyfriend, but I couldn't see it as something that would last for long and I still loved my best friend more than him. When they hung out I was jealous of my boyfriend for taking up my friend's time rather than the other way around, which is not typically how it goes.
Do you have any ideas? Does it even matter if I'm aro or not? Should I give up on dating even though my friend probably won't?
to put it extremely extremely simply: no, it doesn't matter if you're aro or not. but not because it's not worth taking time to figure out for yourself! i'll always say that labels are first and foremost a method of communication. if you feel like this aspect of yourself is something that you want to communicate to others, or be able to categorize for yourself, then it's valuable for you to find a word that works for you!
i am not the most helpful person for microlabels (i'm sure someone in the notes can provide some specific suggestions, if that's what you're looking for!) but i'm also a proponent of using gray-labels if you're unsure or in a place where it fluctuates. you can always use grayaro or arospec if you feel it's important but don't know where to place yourself within it. you can ALSO—protip—just say that you're aro! the aromanticism police won't show up at your door. and if they do then you let me know and i'll kill them myself. you can always just be aromantic.
if you'd like, you can take a scroll through my #am i aro if tag for some other people's situations/more of my thoughts to see if anything resonates!!
my other tip: people don't usually spend a lot of time agonizing over whether they're aro or not if they're allo. if you're compatible with the larger default system there's not typically a lot of motivation to break away from it. sometimes people's relationship to aromanticism is in the way that their relationships work, rather than their specific attractions: if you're in a place where it's important to you, i always think the world is better off with more aromantic people. 🖤

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very skilled at having a headache
Oh yeah, I was a childhood prodigy. I even got certified in it by a proffessional
these women did wonders for the “i’m single and i like it that way” community… i’m having a sexy ass life!
they made phone batteries non-replaceable to COVER UP the fact that THEY are putting SINISTER DEVICES inside your phone that they DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT. And ME? I ALSO don't want to know about them.
If they're sinister, I better not look directly at it
Id fuck tigress from king fu panda
but would she fuck you? humble yourself
Both of these are very valid takes, ngl
one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

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the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible
me: *googling what kind of bike helmet i should get*
search result 1, AI-generated article: Since the dawn of time, humans have wondered what kind of bike helmet is best for protecting their cranium and lower intestine. In the event that you find yourself with a bike helmet, you must find a way to save your family. Therefore, we have compiled a list of qualities to look for. First, sodium content is of great importance when biking your helmet.
search results 2, 3, and 4: sponsored ads for bike helmets on amazon
search result 5, reddit thread: bikeaholic363736: hey guys, do any of you have experience with the windslapper 30g helmet from spronklegear?
spokejunkie666: it's probably the best helmet on the market right now. if you're not using the windslapper you might as well just be riding your bike into a woodchipper
handlebar_hamburglar: idiot. we've had this thread a hundred times. don't the mods enforce the repost ban anymore? OP, don't listen to spokejunkie. the windslapper is the leading cause of death in the netherlands
Listen man, I was already kind enough to praise your small monkey in the DMs:
You never got back to me, yet here you are, sending me an ask containing the monkey once again. You never replied to my DM but you continue to send me the monkey, all in complete silence.
Fashionable outfit, my kind sir
Listen man, I was already kind enough to praise your small monkey in the DMs:
You never got back to me, yet here you are, sending me an ask containing the monkey once again. You never replied to my DM but you continue to send me the monkey, all in complete silence.
I like the hat. And the monkey.
Listen man, I was already kind enough to praise your small monkey in the DMs:
You never got back to me, yet here you are, sending me an ask containing the monkey once again. You never replied to my DM but you continue to send me the monkey, all in complete silence.
Monke

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life is so bizarre and pointless that i find it so funny these days
Definitely at least one of those. Yup.
There’s a large vehicle that occasionally drives past my house that just makes noise. I honestly think it was designed to make noise and do nothing else.
So the vehicle version of you?
I am not as big
Bro is petite
I am not 4 tons
Bro is tiny.
I am just not 4 tons
Miniscule.