Whatever happens, it's not my fault

Congrats on not adopting everyone here… this year

are you implying there is no skill to breast milk?

I was really just hoping breast milk wouldn’t become a major part of this conversation.

I am producing enzymes you wouldn’t BELIEVE right now

I am anti-sonder. I believe I am the only person in the world experiencing complex thought.

Someone just beat me in an argument, so now I think there are two people in the world experiencing complex thought.

We must reduce labor to zero and then all hang out

I sometimes envision myself being married to someone I can love for the rest of my life, but other times I’m envisioning some shit that honestly doesn’t matter at all

Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

The nude beach has the best seashells. This fucking sucks. I love seashells but I hate penis.

How do I learn it? Please, I need this

That's rich coming from you!!

I didn't consent to this picture, wtf

I have a pair of oven mitts that simply do not work. You wear them and your hand still gets burned through the mitt. What sort of clown hell world are we living in?

we are so back. no new developments I just have a gut feeling

new development, anything can change. everything's possible. I had a really good day today