Nobody messes with you Boss!!

Then the other day I was telling Gladys oh hold oh hiram i said shut up it's dictating god damn it hiram hiram are you there no you fucking imbecile mister who sand jar? snack jar Sanjar whatever can you please put Hiram back on. Oh uh Hiram is my cousin. Yes. Absolutely. I will. Thank you and have a lovely evening. Hiram you insipid lawdamned fool your mind has gone lukewarm pudding soft in that tower of yours. Why in the blazes are you not using a more secure line not one some random fool could tap into? No it's nothing on my end, it's clearly yours! Excuse me? Hello! Did he fucking hang up on me! Bubbles stay out of my Tileritos is this thing still recording oh fuck me running backwards

Well why don't you try ligma?

Ligma? If this is like Candice, I swear to Law......

@askfelixmillstone you wanna do the honours?

..... I don't know how I put up with you.

Yeah Joe got tired of it too...

JOE MAMA

I hate you all.

😘

Well why don't you try ligma?

Ligma? If this is like Candice, I swear to Law......

@askfelixmillstone you wanna do the honours?

Technically all humans are alien to Halcyon since our species is not native. But you're not far off.

Are you saying...that we’re aliens?

I think so! Wonder what cool alien powers we have!!

Technically all humans are alien to Halcyon since our species is not native. But you're not far off.

That's closer to the mark than I usually am! I can live with that

People always go on about words they hate. What about words you like? I’m rather fond of the words persnickety, lollygag, discombobulate, and propoxyphene napsylate. 

I like the word Yeet, I think that’s a cool word. What does persn-, parsni-, pers- whatever mean?

@askfelixmillstone per-what, sweetie? Try saying it again. 🙂🤔

Honestly, if he yelled yeet more, it would make him way more bearable.

I WILL YEET BOTH OF YOU INTO THE FURNACE.

You think you’re my only source. Huh. You don’t know anything at all, do you. And yes, I am old. If you are fortunate, someday you will be old.

I could find one that is less of a hullhead who is too busy fawning over his equally idiot boyfriend. And I’m sure if you keep pissing off Nyoka she can arrange an accident for you. Maybe just let the canids onto your doorstep and ‘forgetting’ to close the doors. What does that mean, turn out like me? Intelligent, dashing, cultured? You insult yourself, Hiram.

Damn, all this over the word yeet?

People always go on about words they hate. What about words you like? I’m rather fond of the words persnickety, lollygag, discombobulate, and propoxyphene napsylate. 

I like the word Yeet, I think that’s a cool word. What does persn-, parsni-, pers- whatever mean?

@askfelixmillstone per-what, sweetie? Try saying it again. 🙂🤔

Felix. Son. Please. Stop ruining the English language.

Eye dew watt eye want!!

People always go on about words they hate. What about words you like? I’m rather fond of the words persnickety, lollygag, discombobulate, and propoxyphene napsylate. 

I like the word Yeet, I think that’s a cool word. What does persn-, parsni-, pers- whatever mean?

@askfelixmillstone per-what, sweetie? Try saying it again. 🙂🤔

Honestly, if he yelled yeet more, it would make him way more bearable.

People always go on about words they hate. What about words you like? I’m rather fond of the words persnickety, lollygag, discombobulate, and propoxyphene napsylate. 

I like the word Yeet, I think that’s a cool word. What does persn-, parsni-, pers- whatever mean?

@askfelixmillstone per-what, sweetie? Try saying it again. 🙂🤔