Fern Gulliver

Why is public sex so hot 😫😫

Climate change.

I came, I saw, I got anxious, I left

I saw, I came, I got dressed, I left

Can I hit or do I have to pay tribute to the rest of your polycule first

Twenty bushels of millet to milady with the neopussy. Twenty five to the it/she because it does the dishes most often.

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

Ok*reduces you to a simmer* go rest for a while

….they really had sex on that mountain with absolutely no lube

Understanding this, is gay culture

I think everyone has seen Lord Of The Rings

Guys… we have to do the main quest at some point

it has always been a dream of mine to relax