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show me another funny picture im not driving tonight

being bad at bdsm kink talk by going like Ooo who’s my epic little slut . who’s my swag bitch

feng shui sabotage by placing thousands of tiny ball bearings in a bag under your couch you won't see them but you'll feel the clutter

the new viral trend is swimming in the river with an abdominal wound! take an #AbdominalWoundRiverSwim and post your results

most insufferable traits become tolerable and often attractive when transferred instead to a woman

this is mostly a consequence of misogyny, the forces that enable men to be sleazy scumbags by default heavily discourage that in women and so her shittiness is in active defiance of social order rather than in line with it, but critically women are just more likable

hello my name is indie horror story author and basically my job is to lure you in with a really creative idea and hook that gets you super excited and then right when things start to get good im gonna throw the atmosphere and my writing style out the window and start introducing liiikeee cults and government organizations and all the characters are gonna turn into like one-liner blurting action heroes who get into likeeee gunfights and car chases and stufffff and then its gonna like keep escalating until you feel like youre reading a marvel movie script plz buy my novel i started out on nosleep

supporting his lower back and neck so he can sit up like a newborn baby

Guy who closes his locker and then dances out of frame in that one scene in the twin peaks pilot. Nobody gets it like him.