feralrobotics

Pour one out for a guy who was REALLY committed to science.

my music taste is so banger i will listen to songs i like and be like hey i really like those

that’s a really interesting interpretation of this character. i actually hadn’t seen it that way before. unfortunately you are wrong and stupid but i think it’s great that you tried.

Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home

"This crystal is good for such-and-such organ!" oh yeah name 3 of that organ's functions

"This will cleanse your body of toxins" Oh? Which ones? What are their names? Why are they bad for you? What symptoms do they cause?

That’s Odin

“miss piggy could do better than kermit” and you know what? she probably could! miss piggy is a catch. she’s a businesswoman, supermodel, actor, singer, she knows fucking karate. she’s extraordinarily by all counts. anyone would be happy to have her. but you know what. kermit makes her happy. kermit plays straight man to all of her hilarious endevours. kermit loves her. and she loves kermit. she doesn’t WANT better. she wants KERMIT.

we need to respect a beautiful womans choice to have the most wonderful cringefail husband in the world. ok.

my problem is i always want to know why

if i ever come off a little weird and you wonder if theres something wrong with me there is theres actually so many things wrong with me but im doing such a good job being normal. so you should actually be proud of me you should smile and be like wow youre doing such a good job and then be on your merry way

if you don’t wanna fuck me even more when you find out I’m fucked up and weird then that’s something wrong with you not me

if i ever come off a little weird and you wonder if theres something wrong with me there is theres actually so many things wrong with me but im doing such a good job being normal. so you should actually be proud of me you should smile and be like wow youre doing such a good job and then be on your merry way

the most important question you can ask yourself when designing a magic system in fiction is "wouldn't it be fucked up if this happened"

your first priority when developing a magic system should be to make it as cool as possible. your second priority should be making the audience sick to their stomach.