✨dumpster cat✨

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

Please, how do you know this?

quicksand does not have any hands

the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?”  and then scream and cut out his mic.

Everyone forgets Michael Collins and it’s fucking tragic.

Being 11 was terrible i would not wish it on anyone

imagine hating on me when im in my room hating on me too

Oh cool a bidet can’t wait to feel intimidated by the one place that’s always felt like home