I do not control the murder horses, I just work for them

I'm not saying it would fix everything, but if there was a silly little guy who lived in my backyard woodpile… and he popped out to ask me riddles sometimes… I really think that would help a lot.

Easter’s over, you know what that means

IT’S HALLOWEEN

iT’S ONLY APRIL

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to "if the ocean doesn't like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍"

best use of the underwater filter on this app

YALL. Holly Black has a list of resources she's used for writing her books on the fair folk. I'm OBSESSED. I love her work and world building. it's so true to the heart of faeries

what they don’t tell you about online relationships is how easy it is to ruin them by simply having nothing to say. i like you so much but i don’t know how to hang out with you in silence. i don’t know how to text like a person so now you think i hate you. aaaaaaaaa

#Please little bird

I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.

It’s a win win. I get a bit of hope, you get a cute birb photo

Reblog to give your mutuals a mini pumpkin in the palm of their hands. 🎃

i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive

Rb to tell prev you love them ur glad they exist and you’re so happy they’re alive

Something both sweet and scary about my phooka familiar offhandedly calling my son "fae-touched" and then within a week he ends up with a goddamn cu-sith following him home Somewhere between "aww, he's taking after me" and "oh no, he's taking after me"

Tomorrow is March 28th